I was very pissed to learn that there is a band called the Bowerbirds. Before I met Matt I didn’t know crap about birds, and while I still don’t know much about birds, I do know about bowerbirds. Bowerbirds love shiny objects and make bodacious nests out of weird stuff, like tinsel. For the past [...]
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The forecast for today is Ugg boots with a chance of leggings. In the afternoon, there is a 60% chance of small denim skirts, a mix of cigarettes, large iced coffee drinks, cell phones and hoop earings this evening.
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I was in L.A. for what felt like a few minutes and then in Chicago for 3 days. I took some pictures in Chicago if you want to check them out. Someone stole some of my things in Chicago, I hope you’re very happy wearing my perscrption glasses around, thief. Just kidding, I hope they [...]
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While I was away in San Francisco, Matt got into home bike building and bike repair. When Matt sees a bike, his eyes turn into little hearts, and then the hearts radiate in lines to and from the bike. He also reads a bazillion bike websites, bike articles and books about bikes every day. He [...]
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Ratatat played at the Middle East during the spring break of my first year of law school. I was so excited for the show. During the show, though, this little twerpy jerk started dancing, not like “hey this music is fun!” dancing but like “I am a huge asshole” dancing. Then he started throwing his [...]
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Pictured above is the person you speak to when you call the artfully concealed 1-800 number for Spirit Airlines.I called and said “Hello, I received a confirmation number for my flight, but it’s just a series of question marks.” The lovely lady employed by this bargain basement airlines replied, “IT’S YOUR MISTAKE, YOU WANT ME [...]
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