Yesterday while I was delivering microphones around school it struck me that this is more like an asylum for nutsos ages 40-107 with their law degrees than it is an institution of higher learning. Let me describe, but first let me dispel any misconceptions you might have about legal scholars. You would think that people [...]
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Yesteday I took my engagement ring on a field trip to see the Arctic Monkeys at the Paradise. The show was really, really fun except for the crowd which was confusing verging on distrubing. First, there was a band of Irish youth who were on Spring Break and seemed to think that the Paradise Rock [...]
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Whether you know him as Perky, Perkins, Merkin, Dexter, Apachee, Patches, Matthew, or Matt, he’s my fiance now so hands off!
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Hey Friends, It looks like I will be in San Francisco this summer doing a sweet internship with a non profit (www.creativecommons.org). I am reaching out to all 2 of you now for any information at all about California, real or made-up. I am particularly looking for mightysublets. Here is what I have gathered so [...]
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http://eecs.harvard.edu/~nesson/sequencer.html the best thing since Natalie Portman singing about how she “snorted all the yay”
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All I ever wanted to do was rock.
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Dear Diary, I am on Spring Break and am waiting for an important business phone call. Spring Break is nice but being on break makes me wonder what I do the rest of the weeks when I’m not Spring Break because they feel oddly similar. I guess the big difference is that when I am [...]
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last week, ticketmaster sent me a reminder that I had tickets to the Ted Leo show today. Ticktmaster, you don’t even know me! Even if I had some sort of horrible memory disease that made me tattoo clues all over my body and solve a hideous mystery with the help of scary and untrustworthy strangers, [...]
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yesterday at work, perkins had to go get some radiation stuff and he went to the office and was like “hey I am here for the radi…” and the lady was like “I know who you are!” and then she gave him the stuff and said “THERE YOU GO DEXTER!”
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